Monday, November 3, 2014

Mystery Wall Plaque to Repurposed Coat/Key Rack/Wall Hook

I had no idea what this phrase meant when I bought this plaque at an estate sale, but...I bought it anyway. 75% off $4 at an estate sale. A buck? I think so!


Here's what I found when I researched it a little.

Wikipedia:
Illegitimi non carborundum is a mock-Latinaphorism meaning "Don't let the bastards grind you down". Carborundum, also known as silicon carbide, is an industrial abrasive material, but its name resembles a Latingerundive.

History

The phrase originated during World War II.Lexicographer Eric Partridge attributes it to British army intelligence very early in the war (using the plural dative/ablative illegitimis). The phrase was adopted by US Army general"Vinegar" Joe Stillwell as his motto during the war.[1] It was later further popularized in the US by 1964 presidential candidate Barry Goldwater.[2]
The phrase is also used as the first line of one of the extra cod Latin verses added in 1953 to an unofficial school song at Harvard University: Ten Thousand Men of Harvard. This, the most frequently played Fight song of the Harvard Marching Band, is, to some extent, a parody of more solemn school songs like "Fair Harvard thy sons to your Jubilee throng" etc. The first verse goes:
Illegitimum non carborundum;
Domine salvum fac.
Illegitimum non carborundum;
Domine salvum fac.
Gaudeamus igitur!
Veritas non sequitur?
Illegitimum non carborundum—ipso facto![3]
The phrase is also used as part of a student painted crest on the bottom floor of Hodge Hall at Princeton Theological Seminary.
A wooden plaque bearing the phrase sits prominently on the desk of U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner.[4]
I never intended to sell anything with the word bastard on it...but I'll do it this one time since research is required to know what it means. ;-)

The gold lettering was already aged & beautifully faded, so I just gave it a drink of Amish Wood Milk, couple coats of Zinser shellac & screwed in two antique salvaged brass, crusty, beautifully patina'd hooks.


Another pic of the goodness? ...Okay!


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Salvaged Pallet Wood Photo "Frame"/Jewelry Holder


This project started off as a tray that I cut too short! It's a little over 12" wide, 18" long. No fear, it makes a great jewelry display/frame...or really, even a small tray!

Some pallet board, some blue stain, a little sanding/distressing. And a little boring. I put on some black & some white Ranger crackle paint here & there...to stark. A little sanding, a little gray washing. Good enough to make me happy.


I added four drawer pulls, all different, but used the same brass back plates to have a common thread. I sprayed them several times with Modern Masters Metal Effects Iron patina solution to get them to age more& get that gorg green patina happening.





I hammered in some copper upholstery tacksfrom Lowe's, my favorite store aside from Hobby Lobby & called it a day! She too, is awaiting the day I open my Etsy shop!

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Salvaged Pallet Wood & Antique Bed Springs Coat Rack



You hear someone messing around in your alley, it's almost midnight, a car running...DON'T grab your gun, I live in Texas, it's just little ol' me grabbing some of your discarded gems! Man, the things people throw away. Yup, I'm a trash digger...& fortunately (for the world) & unfortunately(for me) I'm not the only one!

So I came across these beautiful painted, faded, weathered blue boards & snatched 'em up QUICK! Already knowing what I wanted to do with them.

After sitting in my yard to weather some more, today was their day. I grabbed some& some discarded pallet wood laid them on my work table & ran a saw across them. I cut two or three pieces of regular ol' discarded wood for the braces in the back. I screwed it all together from behind. Rummaged through my collection of hooks & found two antique hooks, one new hook that I rusted by leaving in the elements, plus two curtain tie-backs. I grabbed three bed springs & attached them with black odd shaped nails that look hand forged but I bought at Lowe's, the best store ever. Screwed in the hooks & I was done.

It's around 2 ft high, 3 ft long, substantial, in all it's weathered glory. Sprayed it all down with matte spray sealer & now it's ready for a new home!

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Rusty Salvaged Hardware Wall Hook Assemblage





I tend to over think things. Back & forth over creative decisions. Though my hoard of supplies is substantial, & bursting with multiples, I still ask myself, "Do I REALLY want to use one of these gorgeous old doorplates on THIS?! I should really SAVE it for when I think of something REALLY amazing to do with it." HELLO JESSICA! You found this hoard of old salvaged hardware, you'll find more! THIS is something I am trying to force myself through & leave behind! I've decided to just START.

One more of my mounting issues is that I think in order to share something on my blog or anywhere it has to be earth shattering, innovative, you get the idea. In never really knowing what people would want to see, I just never started blogging.

I admit, though I am only 33, I think, LOL...I really did just double check the math, I don't think I've ever actually posted anything to my Facebook account! Just never felt like anyone really needed to hear I had a turkey sandwich for lunch....& see a picture of it, LOL. That's just me, much less my incredibly non-existent Twitter, blah blah blah. Just me, my new blog, my personal Facebook & 850 Pinterest followers that I obtained simply from pinning what I want to make.

I said all of that to introduce this simple wall hook. Because frankly, while I don't think it's anything super special or worth "blogging"about I suppose someone MIGHT draw inspiration from it?? I don't know! I think I'm just going to write simple posts about every piece I make or redesign...that way, I cover all my bases. You don't miss anything, I don't miss any opportunities. As an added bonus, it'll fill out my very empty blog quickly & make me feel like I've actually done SOMETHING!

One more disclaimer...I rarely remember while in beginning to get covered in paint and/or dust to catch before photos, or in the process photos. Sorry about that, but if you're reading this, I have faith that you're bright enough to figure out anything I forget to divulge, but always feel free to comment your questions!



This little guy is a wood plaque you can buy at Wal-Mart that I painted a while back with Modern Masters Metal Effects iron paint, two coats over regular Kilz primer since I didn't have theirs. I sprayed it a few times per the directions & got a beautiful REAL rusty piece of wood. Unfortunately the bright orange was dulled after sealing it with Polycrylic, but it changed the color the LEAST by far. I tried matte Mod Podge, polyurethane, shellac...think that's it.

I screwed on the salvaged antique door key plate thingy, screwed on a salvaged antique glass knob, complete with antique, I'm assuming, green paint splotch on the back of the knob. I just couldn't force myself to clean off the history! And there you have it! Oh! Don't know if you can see this, but i used green alcohol ink& colored the head of the screws on the keyplate to mirror the old green paint on the knob. I may end up Mod Podgeing some green patterned paper on the head of the screw that holds the knob on as well. We'll see if I remember!

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DIY Galvanized Faux Paint Finish


Note: You can achieve as gray a look as you want with this process. For this side of the board I opted to copy an antique zinc sap bucket & hit it dead on. On the other side I went for a more traditional galvanized bucket & hit it about dead on too!

I mixed a dark graphite gray like color from oops paint, craft paint & joint compound to make diy chalk paint. I scraped it on my board with a credit card so I would get some nice texture for following layers to gather into. I then watered down some light-med gray craft paint to make a wash, brushed it on the board & used a damp rag to wipe it back. Which led to here:


I then waxed the board with Briwax, headache inducing wax, even outside. Let it set up overnight & buffed it out.

I mixed up a splash of water, two splashes of mineral spirits, a tiny dribble of liquid silver leaf, & a pea-sized drop of wax. Scientific, I know, to get a metallic wash. I used a chip brush to paint it across my waxed board, this separation will happen naturally over the wax. I sprayed it heavily, SOAKED it with a water bottle until I was happy with the pattern & left it to dry overnight,sopping wet. Like this:


The next day, I used my same gray paint wash, brushed it on, then used a damp rag with a bit of the wash on it to pounce up& down all over the board & left it to dry. Like this:


I repeated the last step one more time. After it was dry I used a foam brush& put a few coats of polycrylic sealer. This after a failed attempt to wax it again...duh, the wax just rubbed the wash off.  It held just fine despite the fact you're not supposed to be able to poly over wax. I can't attest to the durability of this for say, a furniture finish, but this will be a sign. I'm thinking it would be alright though, it seems pretty well adhered.




Now for the other side of the board. It was the side that I started waxing & my gray wash rubbed off! So I used a silver & a white paint pen alternating them...I dotted all over the dark area& quickly smooshed it around, dabbing with my t-shirt rag I used for the gray washes. I also used the gray wash & metallic wash in that area until it didn't stand out like a sore thumb.


But ignore all that, because you won't be making the same mistake! Essentially, just by continuing with the gray wash & a few coats of metallic wash, some wiped down, some pounced at (as described above) you just continue until it looks the way you want. Or you could opt to start the whole project with a lighter shade of gray...just not too light, because it gets it's realism from the depth in the layers.

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ScrapHack: Salvaged Wood Pile - Wall Hook




I'll call it a coat rack, but that's not how I'd use it. I would use most cost racks as part of a gallery wall to hang pictures, wreaths, findings...whatever.

My hubby helper laughed at me several times while assembling this because he said it looked like the sample boards his father& he used to make ALL the time when he spent a decade of his life with a high-end painting company, residential& commercial. But,....

Here's a super easy project. I cut a length of a pallet board, three pieces of wood moulding. Then I grabbed my bucket o' joint compound & some tealish craft paints, & peacock blue. I blobbed a bit of joint compound onto the pallet board, squirted several blues on, used a putty knife to squish the compound into the paint& smeared it all over the board...& sides, don't forget the sides.  Then I mixed a chartreuse green color for the moulding, dry, little bit of copper rub'n'buff, hated it. Little bit of dry brushing of a deep charcoal color on moulding & a little on pallet board. I let it mostly dry to the touch & spritzed paint thinner at it. Let it set for a while, till it looked like it was working, then scrapped it away. I think I also sprayed Murphy's oil soap on part of it...It's been a while. I did NOT mix my blues into one blue completely, let it be streaky. Btw, this is a truer representation of the color than the pic at the top.



The key plate with key was clearance at hobby lobby, $3.47 & maroon. I painted it with ivory craft paint, nope. I sprayed it with water, better. Did it a couple times, better. I rubbed it with fine steel wool& left the shavings on it & sprayed it with Modern Masters Metal Effects iron patina solution a couple if times, rusty, crusty & beautiful. 

I attached everything with liquid nails. I drilled two holes in the key plate& drove in two screws, which I also patina'd with same solution, rusty, beautiful!


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DIY Faux Old World Chippy Crackle Paint Finish



Faux Old World Chippy Crackle Paint Finish

This will probably be the longest post you will ever see written by me!

First, let me admit a deep dark secret to help you connect with me. I, Jessica Wooten, am a Pinterest Junkie. There, it's all out in the open. If I'm not tending to my son, husband, dog or home you'll probably find me there. It's sad really...all the time I spend staring at my hand, LOL. I rarely sit and watch t.v. so I need something to kill time. Along my journey there I have noticed two trends that bug me juuuust a little bit.

1. The SAME OL' THINGS....over & over & over.

2. Distressed paint tutorials. People who keep tearing beautiful furniture etc. up with their leopard spotted "aged" creations. Don't get me wrong, I love a good sanded, distressed, not spotted finish....just don't add words like, "chippy," or "old peeling paint" to your description. Naturally aged items are dirtied & worn around edges, hardware & especially close to the floor where feet would hit it. They're dirty, grungy...a beautifull mess. The surface is uneven & for lack of a better way to express it, "thick." You can absolutely tell there's 60 years & 20 coats of paint on it. I guess it all depends what you're going for. If you want your finish to look like it's truly old, or if you prefer the look of what's all over Pinterest...the chippy milk paint finish, or the sanded, distressed chalk paint finish. I like them all, but for today we're going to focus on the real deal.

Oh, I forgot...one more trend that irks me..a certain $50 QUART of chalk paint. Gag. Yes it's an absolutely beautiful finish! Yes, you CAN achieve an almost perfect rendition with oops paint+ plaster of paris or joint compound for less than $5!

Back on track though. I discovered a way to make a salvaged or new piece of wood, furniture, plastic or even a wall...whatever surface you want, look like it has decades of paint & drum roll please.......
the oh so coveted, peeling paint.

Let's get started shall we? First gather your supplies. I did this outside on my work table, if inside cover your work surface & the floor. You don't want to waste time trying to be tidy.

Materials-I already had all of these things. It's not a science, so be creative& see if you can substitute for things you don't have & keep your costs down.

Prep,
Medium sandpaper
Glass cleaner
Rags (I cut up clothes my son grows out of or ruins, clothes hubbie ruins, torn sheets, towels. I keep them in a container so I always have rags when I'm working.

Project Joint compound (a good size container should be about $5)
1-10 or more colors of cheapie acrylic paint, aging drying out chalk paint...any paint
Wide putty knife or 5"or so piece of cardboard (Really just an old credit card will do)
An old credit card/reward card
1-2 containers with a lid (mason jars, sour cream containers, etc.)
Plastic knife or paint stir stick to mix your colored joint compound & slap it on surface
Brown craft paper or school lunch brown bags or newspaper/copy paper may work in a pinch
1tbsp of non-sanded grout, plaster of paris, sand or dirt...yes dirt, if you so desire
Crackle medium (or school glue, Elmer's Glue-All, wood glue are cheaper and work!)
Polyurethane (spray is easiest, matte will be best) or sealer of your choice *optional though it will keep it from continuing to chip, not optional if you're making something that will be touched a lot. ie.furniture, coat rack, etc.

Above & Beyond *Totally Optional...It looks AMAZING without these too!
Stain(s)
Glaze(s)
Rusty nails, hinges, hook & eye, any metal *totally optional
If you use rusty metal, you can add dark brown cheap craft paint & tiny brush
Cinnamon

Step 1

Lightly sand whatever piece you've chosen to test this method...yes, practice makes perfect! No, sanding is not hard or time consuming. I hand-sanded my board all of 15 seconds.
Brush it off.
Spray with window cleaner or some degreaser. Wipe off.

Step 2 (Totally optional)

I started with a tan/ivory painted piece of salvaged wood from a bookshelf someone threw out, which is why you see the tan color behind the joint compound. Bare wood would be fine, though I would paint it to get it primed before starting any further steps. Slap some joint compound on your surface. I didn't tint it, you'll see very little of this layer. I used a wide putty knife, (credit card, piece of cardboard) to spread it over the board. Doesn't need to be perfect, just cover a lot of your surface in a textured manner if you'd like. I varied the thickness, scraped & pulled, layed my knife almost flat & dragged it across the wood kind of wiggling it, lifting it off here & there.

*Note:  You'll want to scrape along the outside edges (the sides) to get them textured as well. Do it now & save yourself from having to carefully do it later...like I did! BOO!


Let it set up a little, just a few minutes at most, lay brown craft paper over it, mine came from packing material, & lightly smooth it onto your board. You can vary the pressure when smoothing it on. I went through applied more pressure with my palm & fingertips here & there. Wait a few minutes & peel it off. It doesn't matter if a little or a lot peels off with this layer. NO, you didn't mess up!

Step 3 (Again, Totally Optional)

So, this is where practice makes perfect...AND why you should always write your method down (as you go if you're forgetful like me!) somewhere so you don't miss opportunities to awesome-ify your future projects.

I didn't do this, but it would be great to spread some crackle medium in different areas, a blotchy manner will probably look best, but still more coverage than not. Let it set up following directions on label & move on to next step. If you only have a crackle topcoat medium then do this step AFTER step four. Your package will tell you what you need to do.

Step 4

Squirt/Pour paint all over, sprinkle a little non-sanded grout or plaster of paris, sand, dirt, dust..LOL!
Put lots of little blobs of paint all over your surface. I used 9 varying shades of blue, gray, ivory a touch of black & 2 yellows. You can do as many or as few as you want, you're not gonna' mess it up! In the end, the many paint colors come through just a bit & appear as many different layers of paint.
Note:  This is the perfect time to use up any older, thickening, irregular looking homemade chalk paint or old craft paint since you don't need it to be smooth! I used both of these things.

I then sprinkled some gray non-sanded grout over the board so it would mix in with the paint some & leave the surface with even more texture. You could use plaster of paris, sand, dirt...yes I'm serious! I can guarantee you that at least one person painted your piece without sanding or cleaning it.(If it were really 100 years old!)

Step 5

Sorry, I didn't get a picture after I spread the paint out!

Using a credit card, or a block of wood or piece of cardboard...you get the idea, start swiping back& forth to spread the paint around to cover the surface. Keep in mind the more you swipe the more your colors will blend. So, for the most part, stick to a left-right motion. Of course to get all of the perimeter you'll have to change direction. Do it til you're happy with it, you'll only see small pieces of this all over the surface when done.

*Note:  You'll want to scrape along the outside edges (the sides) to get them painted as well. Whether you want them to match or to be a solid color...do it now & save yourself from having to carefully do it later...like I did! BOO again!

If there's a color you hate, add more paint, cover it up...it doesn't matter if the paint is already drying or tacky...texture is what we're going for! Actually, I purposefully moved my paint & joint compound layers around after they started drying so I would get globby & gritty pieces pulled around here & there.
(I also sprayed a bronze spray paint here & there.)
Let dry.

Step 6

After paint & second layer of gray joint compound
Put some joint compound in a lidded container(just to save any unused portion). Squirt paint in & mix til it's the color you desire, mine's a medium-dark gray. Trowel on, just follow step two. Again, after I got it on, I ran my putty knife across the board a few times kinda wiggling it, lifting it off occasionally to vary the texture & evenness of the surface. You will see the most of this color coming through your topcoat. I did joint compound because it looks like old plaster, but you can do this layer with paint I would think as well if trying for a different look...like one without all the texture & unevenness that decades of painting from inexperienced painters would yield. This would include drips also...next time I'll be throwing a few of those in!
Let dry.

Step 7

Spread crackle medium (or cheap ol' school glue or Elmer's Glue-All or wood glue) all over surface, varying the thickness, missing coverage here& there...don't worry about it, don't freak out...it'll be alright. If you mess up, it could end up being your new favorite technique! (& just slap another coat on)
Let it set how the label says, mine said till it gets tacky,(which is what you do if using some type of glue instead of crackle) so I waited till tacky for the next step. I've learned that you can let the glue dry, you're next layer will reactivate the glue & it'll still work.


Step 8

Whole board(Will be a double sided sign)

Up close & personal in all it's glory....gorgeous goodness!
Now here's where I started wondering if this would even work. "Will crackle medium work to crackle joint compound? Hmmm, this isn't gonna work...I'm wasting my beloved crackle!!"
Just follow step six which is following step two.
This time cover the whole board with the joint compound...still doesn't need to be perfect, it's okay if it's not fully covered.  I tinted mine with ivory craft paint..the small cheapie acrylics.
This time, as soon as you've covered the board lay the craft paper over it & with light pressure smooth it out. I applied deeper pressure with my palm/fingertips in a few places so it would pick up a varied amount in the next step.

Wait till the joint compound is setting up pretty firm. It was 98° & humid in Texas so I waited around 10 minutes...next time I'll probably try it around 8 minutes.Peel up the corner, if it's lifting off a good amount of your last layer, peel the paper off. If not, smooth it down & wait longer. If you're doing this on a large surface you should apply the last layer of joint compound followed by paper in 1-2sq. ft. sections. But again this will depend on your crackle medium. If it's like mine...apply next layer when medium is tacky, you'd have to apply the crackle in 1-2sq. ft. sections, then joint compound, then paper..all in 1-2 ft sections! No thank you, I'd just work quickly instead! But really if I were doing a wall I would buy the crackle medium that you let dry then apply the next layer & apply the joint compound/paper/peel just several square feet at a time.

If you peel too much of your top layer off, just repeat the last few steps. Crackle, joint compound, paper, peel. Just keep working til you love it!

Go Above & Beyond

If you'd like to really make it look old, use any mix of stains and/or glazes in the areas of wear discussed in my rant at the beginning of this post! Since my item is a piece of wood, I used these around the edges as if this was a piece of a barn, fence, outhouse, LOL. I concentrated my efforts on the long edges.

You could do many things to add interest& believeability to your piece. Add some cinnamon to the wet paint or joint compound...or before the sealer to simulate rust.

You could add a few rusty nails. (I save all the nails from my salvaged wood) You could add one or two rusty hinges, or a rusty hook & eye, like what's on an old screen door.

If you add rusty metal, go the extra mile & make a line by it (like where the hook would lay if you add a hook & eye type hook, etc.) or a halo around it,with a tiny bit of watered down dark brown paint & perhaps just a tiny bit of cinnamon on top. Because old wood always has small areas where the rust of these metal things seeps in & stains the wood.

Let it dry & apply a sealer to protect your labor of love.

The Verdict

I would think you could totally replace the joint compound layers with paint layers. At least paint mixed with joint compound, maybe 3 or 4 parts paint to 1 part joint compound...& get the same or similar results. But I can't say for sure...yet!

This finish probably isn't for everyone, personally I don't know that I would like it on furniture but you may. In my opinion, you can't beat it for wall art, like signs, coat racks, maybe small decor items, a lamp an accent wall in your house. Yum! Just keep in mind, once you do this finish you're probably not going to be able to sand it off to get back to the original surface, or at least you'll have one heck of a time doing so. You'd probably need to knock down the texture...get it as flat as you can & skim coat it to start with a new surface.

I'd love to hear your thoughts...especially any recommendations on techniques you've tried with awesome, or less than awesome results. I hope you enjoyed my first little blog entry & will stop by again soon to see what I'm up to...let me know what you're up to!


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